heyfunniest:

hey i just met you

and this is jay z

but heres beyonce

and blue their baby

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I remember when I thought Facebook was awesome

sodamnrelatable:

But now:

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theyellowbrickroad:

“wanna see my….dick?” he asks her

“yeah baby let me see” she seductively responds

he pulls out his copy of moby dick and tears fill his eyes 

it has always been his favorite book

That one teacher who makes you feel like a COMPLETE idiot when you get an answer wrong…

sodamnrelatable:

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When someone farts >>

lulz-time:

 

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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• 12th graders: ew 11th graders
• 11th graders: ew 10th graders
• 10th graders: ew 9th graders
• 9th graders: ew middle schoolers
• middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
• elementary kids: ew babies
• babies: ew fetus
• fetus: ew wait how am i talking